The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

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Granted, but they squeeze your feet to dust.

I wish school was easier.

[Aroshimaro]

Granted,but they never teach you how to spell so your post never existed.


I wish alligators could fly~

[Hiei]

Denied.

Mwahahha.

Kidding.

Granted, but they end up getting shot down so quickly they turn extinct in a month. How hard is it to shoot a flying alligator?

I wish pigs couldn't fly.

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Granted, but their wings grow back. Man, I wish those flying pigs in our neighborhood were shot down soon.

I wish Hiei was Hiei.

[Hiei]

Granted, but it turns out to be something different. He becomes...

SUPERHIEI!

I wish that this wish could never be granted as a wish so that this wish would never be a wish and thus never could get corrupted as the wishes had.

TONGUE TWISTER FTW!

[Liao Wei]

Wish granted, therefore corrupting your wish.

I wish for everything thats already been mentioned.

[Hiei]

Granted. But since it has all been corrupted, yours is corrupted on its own already.

I wish you were my mom.

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Granted, but I turn into your dad.

I wish I had no siblings.

[Hiei]

Granted. You get step-siblings instead.

I wish Taixun would get PWN't hard by the next poster after him.

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Granted, but I cannot be pwned. I don't know why.

I wish Hiei would stop making those hard questions.

[Hiei]

Granted. Now, they become complicated.

I wish that I knew the answer to this riddle.
You have a gun, there are four bullets.
And they are put beside each other, so that means that the two empty cartridges are beside each other.
The opponent spins it and fires at his head. Empty. He passes the gun to you.
Do you shoot, or spin again and shoot?


MWAHAHAHA.

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Granted, the answer is either of the two. But you don't understand.

I wish that Hiei wasn't my father.