Post by Ryu Yin on Aug 22, 2009 16:40:31 GMT
[glow=blue,2,300]An SOTM Entry for the Month of August[/glow]
Chapter 1 The Crisis of January 18th, 1983
There are many moments in ones life when a person has a strange feeling down in their rectum or along the routes of their intestines or maybe a male of the Human species might occur a situation when his reproductive organ's veins might be stimulated to make an erection or he may need to go pee pee. Whatever the case may be; in this story we are concentrating on one mans night time use of the toilet. His name is Sheldon. Throughout his entire life Sheldon has used the toilet every night since he was born. Let's start with the day he was born shall we. The date was January 18th, 1983 time was 12:45 AM.
His mother after waiting 9 months in bed finally could get rid of the little monster in her whom and go back to her usual routine. His father was currently on the floor passed out seeing as how his ego was crushed and mangled and then torn into pieces and scattered about the world; when he recalled the time he thought he was hurting his wife in bed when it was nothing compared to this. It was like dropping a penny in a well; his words that he kept saying like a broken record while lying on the floor helplessly.
Everyone in the room were having problems. How about Mark the medical school intern getting ready to be able to stand through Child birth. He was nervous, so nervous that perspiration was coming from places that don't even have sweat glands. His mind was preparing the scene of horror. He looked down and sighed then called the Assistants into the room.
Seconds later.... the father was removed from the room and had a pair socks shoved into his mouth and taped put over it. Mark was relieved when they threw him into the janitors closet and locked the door. He was able to relax until that 2 second break was called off when a head appeared. The woman known as Sheldon's mother screamed at the top of her lungs ripping apart her bronchioles.
Meanwhile currently on the floor lay Mark but luckily the Doctor Aburt Raj Sion arrived and took care of the mother. He always liked the faster way of doing things a quick forceful pull and the job was done, it was out. Although Sheldon did have long neck since then but that's another story for another time.
When Sheldon's mother took one glance at Sheldon her eyes softened and went from anger and hate to motherly love she loved him. He was her baby and nothing could change that. She held him in her arms and they snuggled in the bed together. The baby and her were peacefully sleeping moments later she felt something wet and very warm. She just thought it was nothing until she smelled something foul. That was the day when little Sheldon begun his adventures into the Nighttime toilet use.
Epilogue of Chapter 1
As the doors closed and lights turned off in the tiny little local hospital and everyone else were fast asleep. Until the telephone rang saying that the Janitor wouldn't be able to come in for the night.
Chapter 1 The Crisis of January 18th, 1983
There are many moments in ones life when a person has a strange feeling down in their rectum or along the routes of their intestines or maybe a male of the Human species might occur a situation when his reproductive organ's veins might be stimulated to make an erection or he may need to go pee pee. Whatever the case may be; in this story we are concentrating on one mans night time use of the toilet. His name is Sheldon. Throughout his entire life Sheldon has used the toilet every night since he was born. Let's start with the day he was born shall we. The date was January 18th, 1983 time was 12:45 AM.
His mother after waiting 9 months in bed finally could get rid of the little monster in her whom and go back to her usual routine. His father was currently on the floor passed out seeing as how his ego was crushed and mangled and then torn into pieces and scattered about the world; when he recalled the time he thought he was hurting his wife in bed when it was nothing compared to this. It was like dropping a penny in a well; his words that he kept saying like a broken record while lying on the floor helplessly.
Everyone in the room were having problems. How about Mark the medical school intern getting ready to be able to stand through Child birth. He was nervous, so nervous that perspiration was coming from places that don't even have sweat glands. His mind was preparing the scene of horror. He looked down and sighed then called the Assistants into the room.
Seconds later.... the father was removed from the room and had a pair socks shoved into his mouth and taped put over it. Mark was relieved when they threw him into the janitors closet and locked the door. He was able to relax until that 2 second break was called off when a head appeared. The woman known as Sheldon's mother screamed at the top of her lungs ripping apart her bronchioles.
Meanwhile currently on the floor lay Mark but luckily the Doctor Aburt Raj Sion arrived and took care of the mother. He always liked the faster way of doing things a quick forceful pull and the job was done, it was out. Although Sheldon did have long neck since then but that's another story for another time.
When Sheldon's mother took one glance at Sheldon her eyes softened and went from anger and hate to motherly love she loved him. He was her baby and nothing could change that. She held him in her arms and they snuggled in the bed together. The baby and her were peacefully sleeping moments later she felt something wet and very warm. She just thought it was nothing until she smelled something foul. That was the day when little Sheldon begun his adventures into the Nighttime toilet use.
Epilogue of Chapter 1
As the doors closed and lights turned off in the tiny little local hospital and everyone else were fast asleep. Until the telephone rang saying that the Janitor wouldn't be able to come in for the night.
Chapter 2 Sheldon's First Birthday
Well since his date of birth Sheldon's mother and father made sure to take him to the bathroom between 12 and 3 o'clock AM. They actually managed a year with the little one where our destination is.
Everyone was rushing around the house getting ready for the little one to wake up for his birthday. His mother and father were baking the cake and getting all sweets ready. Remembering back on the year with Sheldon. Only a year old and he already knows how to walk, talk, and use the toilet all by himself. He was a special boy his body was frail but his mind was out of this world. The other adults of the party thinks that he is an alien. Not only because of his neck but his early achievements. He already could say his parents names, a number of words especially lines from Star Trek, and every element on the periodic table. He did love The Elements Song.
Finally after a whole party of boredom for little Sheldon. It was time for presents he wished for Plutonium since Santa failed to get him some. Why he wanted Plutonium is because so he has the materials to power the nuclear reactor he was gonna build. After several presents that crushed Sheldon's hopes he was at the last present. It was glowing green and his face lit up like a normal child on Christmas. He didn't even wait a second and he just tore the wrappers apart and came to a small white box. He leaned in close covering the box with his small body and opened it. His eye twitched as he took the glow stick out of the box and turned his head around shaking and looked at his parents smiling at him. He turned it back and tears rolled down his face so he got up and turned on the TV to watch a midnight special Star Trek marathon.
Out of severe depression that nighttime bathroom adventure was twice as long because of some Water coming from the little ones eyes. All he wanted was some Plutonium now instead of building a nuclear reactor he was now waving a green glow stick around in the air.
Epilogue of Chapter 2
Late at night Sheldon's parents snuck into his room and put a small glowing box on Sheldon's chest and quickly and quietly they left the room. The second the door closed Sheldon's left eye opened and analyzed his surroundings after realizing a green haze he located the source and opened the box and stuck his hand in it. When he took his hand out he screamed as his hand was just bone with little bits of flesh realizing he just stuck his hand in Radioactive Acid.
Well since his date of birth Sheldon's mother and father made sure to take him to the bathroom between 12 and 3 o'clock AM. They actually managed a year with the little one where our destination is.
Everyone was rushing around the house getting ready for the little one to wake up for his birthday. His mother and father were baking the cake and getting all sweets ready. Remembering back on the year with Sheldon. Only a year old and he already knows how to walk, talk, and use the toilet all by himself. He was a special boy his body was frail but his mind was out of this world. The other adults of the party thinks that he is an alien. Not only because of his neck but his early achievements. He already could say his parents names, a number of words especially lines from Star Trek, and every element on the periodic table. He did love The Elements Song.
Finally after a whole party of boredom for little Sheldon. It was time for presents he wished for Plutonium since Santa failed to get him some. Why he wanted Plutonium is because so he has the materials to power the nuclear reactor he was gonna build. After several presents that crushed Sheldon's hopes he was at the last present. It was glowing green and his face lit up like a normal child on Christmas. He didn't even wait a second and he just tore the wrappers apart and came to a small white box. He leaned in close covering the box with his small body and opened it. His eye twitched as he took the glow stick out of the box and turned his head around shaking and looked at his parents smiling at him. He turned it back and tears rolled down his face so he got up and turned on the TV to watch a midnight special Star Trek marathon.
Out of severe depression that nighttime bathroom adventure was twice as long because of some Water coming from the little ones eyes. All he wanted was some Plutonium now instead of building a nuclear reactor he was now waving a green glow stick around in the air.
Epilogue of Chapter 2
Late at night Sheldon's parents snuck into his room and put a small glowing box on Sheldon's chest and quickly and quietly they left the room. The second the door closed Sheldon's left eye opened and analyzed his surroundings after realizing a green haze he located the source and opened the box and stuck his hand in it. When he took his hand out he screamed as his hand was just bone with little bits of flesh realizing he just stuck his hand in Radioactive Acid.
Chapter 3 The Next Generation
The Date was the week of September 28, 1987 the day of the premiere for Star Trek: The Next Generation. At this time our little Sheldon has grown quite a bit. Not only his neck but his skinny little body and mind. He was 4 years old and eagerly waiting for the first episode of the new series to begin with his Spock costume on and his miniature model of the Enterprise. He was ready and quite excited. The Death Ray he was building to punish the bullies could wait until it was over.
Finally after waiting 5 hours for it to start it was time for the show to begin. Sheldon hooked the Television up with an advanced recorder that he made so he could watch these later in much better quality than a normal recorder could do. By using a Nuclear Reactor with a container full of Liquid O2 as fuel for the rockets that can be launched into space incase of breach of containment of the newly acquired Plutonium also to prevent the US government from picking up on it's energy readings a cheap Sensor Jamming unit was installed.
Anyway enough about the Nuclear Reactor sitting in the Shed. Sheldon was more concerned about Star Trek. The show that completed him. The show that made the kids of the neighborhood torture him. But he didn't care that problem will be solved with his handy dandy Death Ray.
Just before the show started the door bell rang Sheldon sighed and looked out the window and saw a man with the letters FBI on the back of the jacket. Also others like him were circling the premises and then another ring came. Sheldon opened it before they broke down the door.
The man sat down with Sheldon and had a long talk after they found the Nuclear Reactor about how he shouldn't build Nuclear Reactors and made him promise and that things have to be done to make sure that promise isn't broken. Sheldon asked like what but did not like the answer. It's gonna be a long 5 years and one hell of a lecture from his parents.
Epilogue of Chapter 3
Sheldon stood up and dropped his pants and sighed and pissed he turned his head around slowly and looked at the FBI Agent standing a few feet behind him near the door. The Agent was assigned to him for 5 years. He looked behind the Agent and saw a pair of them hauling the Death Ray he was building out of his room. A tear rolled down his cheek. And another rolled down is cheek since the recorder wasn't powered and he missed the episode of Star Trek.
(( This is the First time doing something like this. So please if it's absolutely horrible tell me. ))
The Date was the week of September 28, 1987 the day of the premiere for Star Trek: The Next Generation. At this time our little Sheldon has grown quite a bit. Not only his neck but his skinny little body and mind. He was 4 years old and eagerly waiting for the first episode of the new series to begin with his Spock costume on and his miniature model of the Enterprise. He was ready and quite excited. The Death Ray he was building to punish the bullies could wait until it was over.
Finally after waiting 5 hours for it to start it was time for the show to begin. Sheldon hooked the Television up with an advanced recorder that he made so he could watch these later in much better quality than a normal recorder could do. By using a Nuclear Reactor with a container full of Liquid O2 as fuel for the rockets that can be launched into space incase of breach of containment of the newly acquired Plutonium also to prevent the US government from picking up on it's energy readings a cheap Sensor Jamming unit was installed.
Anyway enough about the Nuclear Reactor sitting in the Shed. Sheldon was more concerned about Star Trek. The show that completed him. The show that made the kids of the neighborhood torture him. But he didn't care that problem will be solved with his handy dandy Death Ray.
Just before the show started the door bell rang Sheldon sighed and looked out the window and saw a man with the letters FBI on the back of the jacket. Also others like him were circling the premises and then another ring came. Sheldon opened it before they broke down the door.
The man sat down with Sheldon and had a long talk after they found the Nuclear Reactor about how he shouldn't build Nuclear Reactors and made him promise and that things have to be done to make sure that promise isn't broken. Sheldon asked like what but did not like the answer. It's gonna be a long 5 years and one hell of a lecture from his parents.
Epilogue of Chapter 3
Sheldon stood up and dropped his pants and sighed and pissed he turned his head around slowly and looked at the FBI Agent standing a few feet behind him near the door. The Agent was assigned to him for 5 years. He looked behind the Agent and saw a pair of them hauling the Death Ray he was building out of his room. A tear rolled down his cheek. And another rolled down is cheek since the recorder wasn't powered and he missed the episode of Star Trek.
(( This is the First time doing something like this. So please if it's absolutely horrible tell me. ))